Cow's Blog

A blog of a cow.

Saturday, September 25, 2004


Ok, just got in from the party at Derby, slightly drunk. (ok, very) Pulled some random bloke (sorry to people who might not like this), and he asked me for my number. Fair dos, but being as he was a munter, and I don't know my number anyhow, I gave him a made up one... Unfortunately, he then rang it up... Oddly enough it was a number unobtainable, and he had a right go. Surely this is cheating?!

Let me know what you think. C. xxx

Friday, September 24, 2004

Eyes like raisins

Hey, just a few bits of news. The first is that I got contact lenses today (and can't see a bloody thing!) - big ouch. You'll probably think I look a bit weird without glasses, apart from those of you who have been unlucky (or lucky, depending) to see me first thing in the morning... Unfortunately I can't afford to have the right prescription, so my vision is only clear when I'm looking upwards. And I can honestly say that the ceiling has never looked better.

The other news is that there's a uni party tonight and I'm thoroughly looking forward to getting wasted. After all, isn't that what being a student is all about? I'll let you know how it goes, and if i pull. After all, James'll be there... (joke, btw. I'd never pull anyone with a girl, honest guv.)

Right, must get a move on, have to try and turn this ugly mug into something vaguely decent-looking. Later, y'all. x

How likely are you to break my heart?

Cos I love you all so much, I've created a screening process to help me decide if you're worth getting my knickers in a twist over. Are we an ideal match? There's only one way (apart from bumping uglies) to find out - please take my quiz!

Let me know...

Cows. xxx

Thursday, September 23, 2004


Here it is, my blog.

I thought, as I'm going through a lot of life changes (starting Uni, driving etc.) I should share them with y'all.

First, a bit about me. I'm 22, sometimes single, (so feel free to chat me up!) and I've just started my first year at Derby University doing Creative Writing, Theatre Studies and English. I drive a 22 year old Citroen 2CV Special, which is thoroughly funky when it starts. I've been writing plays, short stories and novels since I was twelve and had my first play produced when I was 14, which won two awards. I do a lot of random sound and lighting, but mainly because my brother Owen (who I live with) is a Teccie.

My love life has been hectic since I first pulled (at the age of 5!). I've been engaged twice but never married, and have hardly been single for more than a few months together. Pretty lame really. That's about it really on the fucked up life front for the mo.

Latery. Cows. xxx